What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

Saw A Lost Dog Sign With A Pic Of The Dog And A Little Boy Hugging It. I'm Assuming The Kids Safe And We're Just Focusing On The Pooch.

When You're On A Movie Set And You Are Hopefully Making A Comedy, Everyone's Stifling Their Laughter. You're Looking At The Crew Guys, Hoping Someone Is Making That Face Like, And Not Like, This Is Not Working Out, Man.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.