I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like,

When You're In The Public Eye, It's Wrong To Cheat On Someone, Unless You're Very Careful. If You're Normal And No One's Going To Know, Then Do It.

I Talk In That Baby Talk Voice When I'm On Tv, It's A Put On.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

It's Sexier When A Girl Is Flirty But She Doesn't Do Anything.

The Only Rule Is Don't Be Boring.