I'm Not Good At Accepting Help.

I Spend As Much Time With My Kids As Any Mom Who Stays Home. I Only Work During The Hours They're At School, But There Is Always The Sense Of Trying To Catch Up With All Their Stuff And Not Only Organize My Work Life But Also Their School Lives

Anytime Anybody Is Rude, It Makes Me Double-check My Own Behavior To Make Sure I Don't Do That To Other People.

I Just Don't Know A Couple That's Been Married More Than Three Years That Doesn't Annoy The Heck Out Of Each Other Every 15 Minutes.

Home Life Is A Foreign Environment For Most Guys. So It's Natural To Show Them Being Idiots At Home.

I've Learned To Look Like I'm Listening To Long Confusing Plots Of Cartoons And Comic Books When I'm Actually Sound Asleep Or Making Grocery Shopping Lists In My Head.