I'm Not Gonna Become Ann Bancroft Or

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

Honesty Makes Me Feel Powerful In A Difficult World.

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.

Hate Crimes Are The Scariest Thing In The World Because These People Really Believe What They're Doing Is Right.

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.