I'm Not Going To Be Happy Until

When We're Binging, We Do Not Think About Death. We Just Think About How Good It Tastes.

This Is My Theater. This Is Where I Can Sing And Act Out A Play And Do Sit-ups At The Same Time

Ninety Percent Of People Who Lose Weight Gain It Back. It's Very Sad.

I'm 64, But I Act Like I'm Still 12. I Go To Schools. At Colleges, They Come Out In Droves, They Almost Scare Me. I Think It's Just To See If I'm Still Alive. After I Work Them Out - And It's Not Easy - I Sit Them Down And We Have A Serious Talk. Are They Eating? Working On Their Body? I Can Say Things Parents Won't Say. No Matter Where I Go, I Talk To Each One Individually After I Teach. They Tell Me Things Like, 'i'm Starving, Guys Like Girls Thinner.' I Give Them Concrete Advice About Self-image And Self-worth.

Even Though My Work Is Whimsical. I Have A Very Serious Job. I Cry More Than I Laugh.