Believe It Or Not, I've Got A

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.

The Ford Flex Is A Really, Really Cool Car. You Get Inside And You Have So Much Headroom And It's Really Comfortable To Drive And It's Real Techy Inside. You Look At The Screen And It's Blue And You've Got All Kinds Of Controls. Everything Is Digital.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

By The End Of The Semester [in The High School] I Was The Only One Up In Front Of The Class Everyday. Actually I Could Have Passed The Class Four Times Over Because Every Time You Got In Front Of The Class You Got Extra Credit.that Was The Only Class I Got An A In And It Was The Funniest Report Card Because It Read Speech - A But Everything Else Was Just D, D, D, D.