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When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

If I Couldn't Move, I Don't Know What I Would Do. That Would Be Terrifying For Me; I Don't Know How I'd Cope With That.

Little Did I Know That There's Nothing More Competitive In The World Than A Professional Ballroom Dancer. They Are As Competitive As Olympic Athletes.

People Think I Am The Crazy Person On Stage, But I Know How To Relax.