No One - Apart From My Agent,

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

I Love Getting On You Tube To Look At The Old Comics. I Am In My Element Seeing Guys Like Jack Benny And Phil Silvers Give Interviews.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!

There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's Life; We Certainly Don't Need To Add To Them In The Name Of Entertainment.

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.