I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out.

If God Is All Powerful, Can He Make A Stone So Big That He Himself Can't Lift It?

When You're Born In This World You're Given A Ticket To The Freak Show. And When You're Born In America, You're Given A Front Row Seat. And Some Of Us Get To Sit There With Notebooks.

Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For A Living.

Sometimes When I'm Told To Use My Own Discretion, If No One Is Looking I'll Use Someone Else's. But I Always Put It Back.

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.