I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out.

You Know What I Like About The American Form Of Government? They've Worked Things Out So That You're Never Far From A 7-eleven.

To Me The Cynics Are The Ones In The Boardrooms With The Reports From The Focus Groups.

In America, Anyone Can Become President. That's The Problem.

Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.

If The Cops Didn't See It, I Didn't Do It!