I'm Not An Athiest. How Can You

There's A Lot We Should Be Able To Learn From History. And Yet History Proves That We Never Do. In Fact, The Main Lesson Of History Is That We Never Learn The Lessons Of History. This Makes Us Look So Stupid That Few People Care To Read It. They'd Rather Not Be Reminded. Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

I Don't Know Whether You Have Any Rights Before You're Born. All I Know Is That Being Born Again Doesn't Entitle You To Twice As Many.

The Baptists' Basic Theology Is That If You Hold Someone Under Water Long Enough, He'll Come Around To Your Way Of Thinking. It's A Ritual Known As 'bobbing For Baptists.'

I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants.

The Very Fact That The Jaguar Can Become Extinct While The Pekingese Survives Indicates To Me That Someone Hasn't Thought This Thing Through.