I Am As Frustrated With Society As

I Am Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants.

Our Bombs Are Smarter Than The Average High School Student. At Least They Can Find Kuwait.

Once Again Decent Citizens Will Be Able To Enter This House Of Worship, Kneel Down In Front Of A Nearly-naked Man Hanging From A Wooden Apparatus By A Series Of Gruesome Body Piercings, And Engage In Their Bizarre Practices Of Ritualized Blood-drinking And Cannibalism Without Being Assaulted By Graphic Images Of Attractive Young Women With Bare Breasts.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

The Baptists' Basic Theology Is That If You Hold Someone Under Water Long Enough, He'll Come Around To Your Way Of Thinking. It's A Ritual Known As 'bobbing For Baptists.'