I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.