Life Shouldn't Be About Sitting Around Staring

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

Awe And Respect Are Two Different Things.

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.

Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell Gave Me My Art.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.