I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?

Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't Know That, Then You Don't Know Where The Finish Line Is.