I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't

Here's The Thing - I'm Single, I Haven't Been Married, I Don't Have Kids Yet. If I Do Have Kids I Would Be Interested To See Them In My Life, So Here's A Movie For Kids And I'm In There And I'm Supposed To Be Kind Of Funny For Kids.

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

My First Appearance As A Guest On The Tonight Show Was In '81.