I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.