I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.