I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.

I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work Hard, And I Love My Kids. So Why Should I Spend Half My Sunday Hearing About How I'm Going To Hell?

Although I Don't Get The Parts In Films Or Other Television Shows That Would Be Befitting Of A Huge, International Star, I Don't Have To Worry About Walking Around On The Street Or Eating At A Restaurant. Occasionally, You Do Get Recognized A Little Bit. And That's Fine. Most People Are Pretty Cool About It. That's The Thing - It's Such A Low-key Thing That I Can Still Enjoy It And Not Worry About It.

All Normal People Love Meat. If I Went To A Barbeque And There Was No Meat, I Would Say 'yo Goober! Where's The Meat?'. I'm Trying To Impress People Here Lisa. You Don't Win Friends With Salad.

After Years Of Doing It, You Learn The Difference Between Your Ego And Your Opinion. When You're Married You Have To Cut Through That.