I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just

Where's My Tax Form? Where's The File That's Supposed To Hold My W-2 Form And Interest Statement? Where's The Mileage Log I Specifically Asked Be Kept Last Year?? Where's The Monthly Check Summary? And Who's Been Stuffing Visa Receipts In The Aluminum Foil Drawer??!! How Embarrassing. I'm Surrounded By Idiots And I'm The Only One In The Office.

I'd Love To See More Equal Representation Of Female And Male Cartoonists On The Comics Page.

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.

My Heart Always Belongs To The One Who Doesn't Want It.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.