I'm Liking That I Can Throw Any

So This Chocolate Princess. Her Knight In Shining Armor Is The Easter Bunny.

They Were Tricky, Those Demons. Could They Be Trusted? Of Course They Could Be Trusted. She'd Created Them. She Owned Them. They Wouldn't Lead Her Astray.

I Can Be A Badass Dj When I Want, But I Am Also An Insufferable Music Snob.

I Feel Like You May Be A Special And Kind Person. And I Would Like To Make It My Business To Know Special And Kind People. Especially If They Are Boys My Age.

This Must Be Part Of Mother Nature's Master Plan—making These Boys So Irresistibly Cute, In Such A Naughty Way, That The Purity Of Their Intentions Becomes Irrelevant.