There’s No Such Thing As Ready,” She

Nick And I Could Become Goodwill Ambassadors For The City Now That The Porno Shops On 42nd Street Are Gone. Must Make Mental Note To Contact Mayor.

Once Upon A Time, Sleeping Beauty Decided To Take A Nap From Which She Would Never Wake Up.

Better To End This Dream Before It Becomes A Nightmare.

Usually My Characters, Though Young, Tend To Be Street-wise.

Because I Withered Under The Glare Of An Actual Invitation, I Was A Firm Believer In Preventive Prevarication--in Other Words, Lying Early In Order To Free Myself Later On.