I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

I Know When Someone That's Not You Tries To Tell Your Story, Especially When You Don't Look Like The Person Whose Story You're Trying To Tell, You're Going To Screw It Up. And The Only Way To Get It Right Is To Have Them Be As Involved As Possible.

My Dad Grew Up Basically In A Hut In Taiwan Without Enough Food To Eat. And Within One Generation His Son In America Gets To Do A Comedy Show About Whatever He Wants.