I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.