I'm Kidding About Having Only A Few

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I Want To Say To You: Help Yourself, So You Can Help Someone Else.

You're Like A Dull Knife, Just Ain't Cuttin', Just Talkin' Loud And Saying Nothing