I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

When They Bury Me In A Church And Chuck Earth On My Grave, I'd Like The Words 'well, At Least He Tried' Engraved On My Tombstone.

Music Is Like A Drug, But There Are No Rehabilitation Centres.

The Queen Is The Ultimate Dictator.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.