I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat

Unfortunately, I Am Not Homosexual... In Technical Fact, I Am Humasexual. I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course, Not Many.

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt, As The Flames Rose To Her Roman Nose And Her Walkman Started To Melt...

Can You Squeeze Me Into An Empty Page Of Your Diary And Psychologically Save Me?

I Think I Must Be, Absolutely, A Total Sex Object. In Every Sense Of The Word.

I've Always Done Quite Well As Far As The Charts Are Concerned. And Yet I Always Felt I Conveyed The Spirit Of The Music I Love, Which Didn't Have Any Chart Success.