I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat

The Fire In The Belly Is Essential, Otherwise You Become Michael Buble - Famous And Meaningless.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course... Not Many.

I've Always Assumed There's A Dark River Flowing Beneath My Fans' Desires.

I Can Get Incredibly Erotic About Blotting Paper.