I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat

I've Never Intended To Be Controversial But It's Very Easy To Be Controversial In Pop Music Because Nobody Ever Is.

A Heartless Hand On My Shoulder A Push And It's Over Alabaster Crashes Down Six Months Is A Long Time Tried Living In The Real World Instead Of A Shell But Before I Began I Was Bored Before I Even Began

I Was Never Young. This Idea Of Fun: Cars, Girls, Saturday Night, Bottle Of Wine... To Me, These Things Are Morbid. I Was Always Attracted To People With The Same Problems As Me. It Doesn't Help When Most Of Them Are Dead.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.