I'm Not Very Good At Being Dull.

There's A Club If You'd Like To Go, You Could Meet Somebody Who Really Loves You, So You Go And You Stand On Your Own, And You Leave On Your Own, And You Go Home And You Cry And You Want To Die.

[i'll Be The First One Of The Smith To Die.] I'll Be Shot - Probably By One Of The Ex-smiths.

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.

Age Shouldn't Affect You. It's Just Like The Size Of Your Shoes - They Don't Determine How You Live Your Life! You're Either Marvellous Or You're Boring, Regardless Of Your Age.

Again, I Lay Awake, And I Cried Because Of Waste.