I'm Not Very Good At Being Dull.

As A Very Small Child I Found Recorded Noise And The Solitary Singer Beneath The Spotlight So Dramatic And So Brave... Walking The Plank... Willingly... It Was Sink Or Swim. The Very Notion Of Standing There, Alone, I Found Beautiful.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

Pop Music Has Progressed. The Singing Voice Has Changed Dramatically In Pop Music, And People Now Just Sing The Way They Want To, In Their Speaking Voice, Instead Of Putting On Some Great Transatlantic Rock And Roll Sneer.

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get; You're Wasting Your Time.

Shyness Is Nice, But Shyness Can Stop You From Doing All The Things In Life That You'd Like To.