I'm Not Very Good At Being Dull.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.

Smiths Songs Certainly Have An Astonishing Afterlife.

I Am Human And I Need To Be Loved, Just Like Everybody Else Does.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.