I'm Just An Enormous British Comedy Fan.

Getting Away From A White Or Light Colored Tuxedo Shirt Is Always A Little Dangerous. Certain Staples Shouldn't Be Mixed With. Light Pink Or Blue Is Not Bad, But Again, You're Just Breaking From A Classic.

Ever Since I Was A Little Kid, I've Felt Comfortable In A Suit. It All Started When My Mom Bought Me A Three-piece Pierre Cardin Suit. I Wore That Thing Everywhere. Eventually I Realized I Was Going To Be The Kid Who Got Beat Up In School, But I Kept Wearing It.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

I Try Not To Blame The Public, Because The Public - Men, Especially - Have Seen Not Great Portrayals Of Women In Supporting Roles, Because They're Not Given The Lead Roles A Lot Of The Time. Especially In Comedy, They're Relegated To The Adversary, Which Is Like "the Mean Girlfriend."

Whatever Makes You Laugh Is Fine, And All We Can Do As Comedy Professionals Is Try To Steer You Towards Something That We Think Is A Little Better - But Not Put You Down Or Just Perplex You In The Process.