Getting Away From A White Or Light

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.

Whatever You Wear, You Have To Own It. Make It Yours.

I Was A Standup Comedian, Which Is Kind Of Like Writing And Directing Yourself.

What's Great About The Geek Spirit Is That Life Never Seems To Stop Us, And They Never Seem To Kill Our Enthusiasm, Our Optimism And Our Hunger To Experience The World. We Keep Our Sense Of Humor, We Protect Our Dignity, We Talk To Our Friends About The Experience And Then We Start Again Fresh The Very Next Day.

Where There Seems To Be A Difference Between Guys Being Nuts And Women Being Nuts Is That Guys Are Much More Open In Calling Each Other On Stuff; Lots Of Insults And Dirty Names. Whereas Women Will Talk Frankly And Honesty, But There Also Seems To Be More Passive Aggressiveness.