I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy -

All Those People Who Go Around Saying Life Begins At Forty, They're Notable By Their Absence. The Nerve.

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.

There's Never Any Graffiti In The Hotel. Although In The Gents A Couple Of Weeks Ago I Did See Someone Had Drawn A Lady's Part. Quite Detailed. The Guy Obviously Had Talent.

In England, I've Done A Whole Bunch Of Stuff Where I Just Make A Complete Ass Of Myself. I've Been Doing It For 20 Years, So I Just Gravitate Toward It Anyway. I'd Rather Do That Than Do The Stuff Where I'm Supposed To Be Trying To Look Cool In Some Way. It's More Interesting To Me.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.