I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.

All Those People Who Go Around Saying Life Begins At Forty, They're Notable By Their Absence. The Nerve.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

I Use Improvisation As A Writing Tool To Help Produce Material That Goes Into A Script, But A Well-crafted Script Shouldn't Sound Scripted, And Oftentimes People Confuse Something That Looks Like Improvisation For What Is Actually A Very Well-written Script That Is Well-acted.