I'm In A Position That Allows Me

I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score, And Star In A Film In Exactly The Way Chaplin Did. I'll Do That Before I'm Thirty.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived. And I Think It's Because He Had Such Presence. When Elvis Walked Into A Room, Elvis Presley Was In The F***ing Room. I Don't Give A F*** Who Was In The Room With Him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

In The Original Script, My Character Was A Basketball Player Rather Than A Boxer. I Didn't Think I Could Pull That Off. I'm A Little Short To Be A Basketball Player!

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

I Keep Telling People I'll Make Movies Until I'm Fifty And Then I'll Go And Do Something Else. I'm Going To Be A Professional Gentleman Of Leisure.