If I Don't Die In A Plane

The Advice I Would Give To Someone Is To Not Take Anyone’s Advice.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money.

All Men Are Sculptors, Constantly Chipping Away The Unwanted Parts Of Their Lives, Trying To Create Their Idea Of Their Masterpiece.