I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass

I Was Stuck In Traffic One Day And Just Kinda Thought It Would Be Funny To Masturbate. It Was Sunny And Clear Out, So I Was Worried One Of The Other Drivers Would See Me, But My Jeep Is Pretty High Off The Ground, So I Think No One Noticed. I Busted A Nut And Aimed It Down, Ruining My Tweety Bird Floor Mat. I Felt Kinda Stupid After And My Mom Kept Silent The Rest Of The Drive Home. It Was Awkward And I Regret It.

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.

I'm Not The Kind Of Person Who Digs Through Things Other People Have Thrown Away.

The Best Way To Travel Abroad Is To Live With The Locals.

I Was Mad When I Heard The Amazing Race Wasn't About White People.