I Think I Suffer From Some Mild

I Know Every Politician Spins The Truth A Little.

I Wouldn't Say I'm Bigger Than Jesus. If I Had To Guess, I'd Say Probably, Yeah, But As Far As I Know, The Bible Is Never Clear On This.

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.

I'm Not Gay, But I'm Still The Kind Of Guy Where, Even Though You Have No Chance, They Still Want To Hang Around Me So You Can Get A Good Mental Image And Jerk Off To Me Later.

Minutes To Learn, A Lifetime To Master. People Just Don't Understand That