I Think I Suffer From Some Mild

My Job As An Actor Has Inspired Generations Of Children To Become Doctors. My Job As A Writer Has Opened Up The Minds Of Millions. My Job As A Director Has Produced Masterpieces That Will Be Taught In Film School For Ages.

I Don't Want To Blame It All On 9/11, But It Certainly Didn't Help Matters.

Sure The Jews Killed Jesus, But The Guy Was An Awful Carpenter

The Best Way To Travel Abroad Is To Live With The Locals.

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.