I'm Good In Bed, Actually, And I

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't Know That, Then You Don't Know Where The Finish Line Is.

I Don't Know Why Men Are So Fascinated With Television And I Think It Has Something To Do With - If I May Judge From My Own Father, Who Used To Sit And Stare At The Tv While My Mother Was Speaking To Him - I Think That's A Man's Way Of Tuning Out.