I'm Gonna Keep Singing And Dancing As

I've Retired So Many Times Now It's Getting To Be A Habit.

I'm Not Quite As Much Of A Curmudgeon Being Old. I'm Not Cantankerous. But Otherwise, I'm About The Same.

I Never Made A Good Movie.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.

Today, With The Subject Matter That's Around Politically, And Internationally And Everything, I Think Carl Reiner Would Have A Ball. I Think The Format Should Stay The Same. I'd Sure Love To See Him Dealing With It Today.