I Don't Play Golf. I Have More

I Could Probably Play An Alcoholic. I've Had Some Experience With That.

My Brother And I Laughed A Lot As Kids. We Came Up In The Middle Of The Depression, And Neither One Of Us Knew We Were Poor. We Had Nothing, But We Didn't Know It.

Anyone Who Doesn't Sing And Dance At Every Opportunity Is Missing Out On The Joy Of Life.

A Lot Of Violence, A Lot Of Gore In It, And I Just Didn't Want To Do That Kind Of Thing.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.