I Don't Play Golf. I Have More

You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut Butter But You Can't Spread Peanut Butter On The Jelly.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

We Spent A Lot Of Time Together And Had A Great Time With Mary Tyler Moore. And Just Working With Her Was Like Improv.

[my Mother] Once Cooked A Ham And Later Found It In My Father's Shirt Drawer. I Am Not Kidding.

I Wanted To Be Stan Laurel, Then I Wanted To Be Fred Astaire And Then Captain Kangaroo. I Actually Started Out As A Radio Announcer When I Was 17 And Never Left The Business So That's Literally 70 Years.