I'm Getting Married In The Morning! /

For A Painter, The Mecca Of The World For Study, For Inspiration, And For Living Is Here On This Star Called Paris. Just Look At It. No Wonder So Many Artists Have Come Here And Called It Home. Brother, If You Can't Paint In Paris, You'd Better Give Up And Marry The Boss's Daughter.

It's Not A Pretty Face, I Grant You. But Underneath Its Flabby Exterior Is An Enormous Lack Of Character.

All To Often, However, What She [the Woman] Does Want Is The Man She Hopes She Will Make Out Of The Man She Already Has.

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man?

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?