Men Die But An Idea Does Not.

You See What Happens Today. Women Act Like Men And Want To Be Treated Like Women.

There's A Smile On My Face For The Whole Human Race.

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?

Mud Can Make You Prisoner And The Plains Can Make You Dry. Snow Can Burn Your Eyes But Only People Make You Cry.

The Female Sex Has No Greater Fan Than I, And I Have The Bills To Prove It.