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When I Left Nashville I Went To Texas Because That's Where I Came From, And Because I Was Playing In Texas A Lot In Different Places. And I Saw Hippies And Rednecks Drinking Beer Together And Smoking Dope Together And Having A Good Time Together And I Knew It Was Possible To Get All Groups Of People Together - Long Hair, Short Hair, No Hair - And Music Would Bring Them Together.

God Has Blessed You Richly, So Get Down On Your Knees And Thank Him. Don’t Forget The Less Fortunate Or God Will Personally Kick Your Ass. I’d Love To Do It For Him, But I Can’t Be Everywhere.

I'm An Old Fashioned Joint Smoker Ya Know.

When You're Singing, You're Using Extra Muscles, And It Requires A Lot Of Exercise And Breathing. You Can't Do That If You're A Sissy. If I Have Any Fitness Advice For People, I'd Tell Them To Sing More. It's Good Therapy, Too.

Marijuana Is Like Sex. If I Don't Do It Every Day, I Get A Headache. I Think Marijuana Should Be Recognized For What It Is, As A Medicine, An Herb That Grows In The Ground. If You Need It, Use It.