I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

Don't Date The Captain Of The Football Team; Be The Captain Of The Football Team.

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Do Too Much. Life Would Be So Boring If You Didn't Have These, Like, Holes To Fall Into And Climb Out Of. I Want To Do Everything. I Just Want Everything. I Don't Think You Can Ever Have Too Much.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

To Me, 'selling Out' Means Everyone Bought A Ticket.