I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

But, You Know, All Good Rock Is Easy.

Kurt Cobain Was Nirvana. He Named The Band, Hired Its Members, Played Guitar, Wrote The Songs, Fronted The Band Onstage And In Interviews, And Took Responsibility For The Band's Business Decisions.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.