But, You Know, All Good Rock Is

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.

I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.