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Sometimes My Brain Goes On Cd Shuffle. You Know, You Put A Bunch Of Cd's On And Hit Play And Random Things Come Out.

Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera Are Doing Pretty Well At Getting Noticed - A Lot Of People Are Doing Pretty Well At It. But You Wonder Whether They'll Last, Because Many Of Them Don't Have The Ability To Get An Audience To Love Them. You Say, "that's A Fabulous Body" Or "i Like That Song"; You Don't Say, "i Love Them Because I Know Them." You Can't Know Them.

Cherish Forever What Makes You Unique, 'cuz You're Really A Yawn If It Goes.

Cats Always Seem So Very Wise, When Staring With Their Half-closed Eyes. Can They Be Thinking, I'll Be Nice, And Maybe She Will Feed Me Twice?

I Decided Years Ago Not To Read Stories About Myself Anymore. Each One Is A Potential Minefield: Whatever It Says, You're Bound To Take It The Wrong Way. Why Do It If You Know It's Going To Make You Miserable?