You Can Feel Compassion For Others Without

I Think Most Of Us Are Torn. We Have At Least Two People At War In Our Body. One Person Wants To Retire And Grow Fabulous Tomatoes, And The Other Wants To Stand Up On A Pedestal And Be Worshipped And Get Bigger And Bigger And Bigger Until She Explodes.

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

A Lot Of People Say That My Life Is Wasted On Me Because I Could Be A Bigger Asshole Than I Am, But I've Chosen Not To Be.

My Idea Of Superwoman Is Someone Who Scrubs Her Own Floors.

You Have To Think You're The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, But You Have To Know That You're Not.