I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent,

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

Son Of Lady Chatterley's Lover Had Obvious Commercial Advantages (as A Title For This Book), But It Impugned The Marital Status Of My Parents, Something That Enough Critics Were Already Doing.

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.