I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent,

Looking Back, My Life So Far Seems Like One Long Obstacle Race, With Me As Its Chief Obstacle.

I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent, Generous, Likable, And Lonely. My Personality Is Not Split; It's Shredded.

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.