I'm Closer To Bob Newhart Than Rodney

I Think Stand-up Comedy Is This - It's This Kind Of Indulgence And Narcissism.

One Of The Benefits Of Eating Salad Is That You Can Eat Tons Of It And Never Be Satisfied.

The Question Is The Primary Form Of Communication For Little Kids.

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.

Don't Get Caught Up In Other People's Expectations. Don't Take Anything For Granted, Either.