I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble

Save The Trees, Save The Bees, Save The Whales, Save Those Snails.

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.

Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day. Teach Him How To Fish, And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day.

But Then You Turn 30. Oooohh, What Happened There? Makes You Sound Like Bad Milk! He Turned; We Had To Throw Him Out. There's No Fun Now, You're Just A Sour-dumpling. What's Wrong? What's Changed?

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.