I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.

The Truth Is, Pavlov's Dog Trained Pavlov To Ring This Bell Just Before The Dog Salivated.

We Are A Nation Of Sheep, And Someone Else Owns The Grass.

I Was Surprised When I Started Getting Old. I Always Thought It Was One Of Those Things That Would Happen To Someone Else.

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.