I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

-Mike Myers

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I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At

Mike Myers

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

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