If I Went By All The Rejection

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

My Theory Is That All Of Scottish Cuisine Is Based On A Dare.

I Think That There Are A Lot Of Great Studio People But The Fewer Voices In My Head When I'm Getting Out A Draft, The Better. I Just Get It Out And Then I'll Listen To All Manner Of Good Ideas. And That's What Happens, Too, When I'm Touring And Doing A Character On Stage.

Europe To Me Is Young People Trying To Appear Middle-aged And Middle-aged People Trying To Appear Young.

I've Wanted To Be An Actor Since I Was Eight Years Old And I Did Tv Commercials When I Was A Kid. When I Was Eleven Saturday Night Live Came On And I Thought, "oh God, I'd Love To Do That." I Saw The Pink Panther Movies And Thought, "god, I'd Love To Have A Comedy Series; I'd Love To Have A Character I'd Created That Becomes A Series." I've Now Pretty-much Done Everything I've Wanted To Do Since I Was Eight Years Old And It's A Wonderful Feeling, I've Got To Say.