I'm Ashamed To Say The First Play

Often I Think The Novels I Read Won't Make Very Good Movies - I Better Not Say Which I'm Looking At For Potential Films! - But It's Nice To Have An Excuse To Just Sit And Read For A Whole Day.

Masturbation Is The Thinking Man's Television.

I'm Ashamed To Say The First Play I Saw At The Royal Court Was Mine.

I Became A Virtuoso Of Deceit. It Wasn't Pleasure I Was After, It Was Knowledge. I Consulted The Strictest Moralists To Learn How To Appear, Philosophers To Find Out What To Think And Novelists To See What I Could Get Away With.

A Great Number Of The Disappointments And Mishaps Of The Troubled World Are The Direct Result Of Literature And The Allied Arts. It Is Our Belief That No Human Being Who Devotes His Life And Energy To The Manufacture Of Fantasies Can Be Anything But Fundamentally Inadequate.