I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

I Have Been Tight As A Tick! Fried As A Mink! Stiff As A Goat!

I Think The Republican Party Should Be Placed In Drydock And Have The Barnacles Scraped Off Its Bottom.

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.