I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

It's Unlikely I'll Ever Submit To A Psychiatrist's Couch. I Don't Want Some Stranger Prowling Around Through My Psyche, Monkeying With My Id. I Don't Need An Analyst To Tell Me That I Have Never Had Any Sense Of Security. Who Has?

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

I Have Been Tight As A Tick! Fried As A Mink! Stiff As A Goat!