I'm An Artist And You Can Fantasize

The Homosexual Community Wants Me To Be Gay. The Heterosexual Community Wants Me To Be Straight. Every [writer] Thinks, "i'm The Journalist Who's Going To Make Him Talk". I Pray For Them. I Pray That They Get A Life And Stop Living Mine!

I Love Giving The Golden Shower. I've Done It Before In The Shower. It's Like So Sexy, You Know, The Temperature Of Your Body And The Shower Water Is Very Different.

Children Aren't Just Our Future. They're Our Present.

I Had Very Steady And Formal Relationships With Women. And I Can Say, I Fell In Love With Women And It Felt Right.

Everyday Begins Like A Blank Chalkboard, On Which Each One Of Us Can Write The Poem Of Our Present And Our Dreams For The Future.