She'll Make You Take Your Clothes Off

I Played Luke Skywalker. Every Time We Played, I Was Luke Skywalker. Nobody Else Could Be Luke Skywalker.

If I Had Spent A Quarter Of The Time That I Spent Manipulating My Sexuality In Front Of A Piano Instead, I Would Be The Most Gifted Piano Player Of My Lifetime.

I Love Giving The Golden Shower. I've Done It Before In The Shower. It's Like So Sexy, You Know, The Temperature Of Your Body And The Shower Water Is Very Different.

I'm Like A Shark, Right At The Top Of The Food Chain. I Take What I Want, When I Want. I Truly Am The Reflection Of Perfection.

A Lot Of People Say, 'wow, You're A Single Father Of Twin Boys, That's Crazy!' Two Toddlers Can Get Hectic, But I Wouldn't Change It For Anything. Every Day They Teach Me Different Things. The Love Is There. When You Have A Two-year-old Saying Every Other Hour, 'papi, Te Amo. Papi, I Love You,' It Can't Get Better.